JOEY GREEN - America's Mad Scientist of Home Improvement!
JOEY GREEN, the guru of weird uses for brand-name products, gets the whole room filled with laughter, and at the same time, this Home and Garden Show veteran shows people unusual yet practical ways to save money. See when he is scheduled to speak below.
Discover how to . . .
• Fix a broken dishwasher with KOOL-AID®
• Clean driveway oil spills with COCA-COLA®
• Remove wallpaper with HEINZ® WHITE VINEGAR
• Fertilize plants with MAXWELL HOUSE® COFFEE
• Lubricate windows and drawers with IVORY® SOAP
• Fix water rings on furniture with MIRACLE WHIP®
• Clean paint brushes with DOWNY®
• Unclog a drain with JELL-O®
He'll be speaking at the February 2009 Home & Lifestyle EXPO at the following times (Seating is first come, first served):
Saturday, February 21, 2009
11:30 am and 2:30 pm
Sunday, February 22, 2009
He got Jay Leno to shave with Jif® peanut butter.
He got Barbara Walters to put a wet Pampers® diaper on her head.
He got Wayne Brady to rub French’s® mustard all over his chest.
He got Rosie O’Donnell to mousse her hair with Jell-O.®
He got Martin Short to polish furniture with Spam.®
The New York Daily News calls him “a hyperactive, testosterone- charged version of Heloise.”
People calls him the “Pantry Professor.”
The New York Times says, “His deadpan explanations end in punchlines that would have a stand-up comic’s audience in the aisles.”
Formerly a contributing editor to National Lampoon and a former advertising copywriter at J. Walter Thompson, Joey is the bestselling author of more than forty books, including Joey Green’s Fix-It Magic, Joey Green’s Gardenng Magic, Joey Green’s Amazing Kitchen Cures, Joey Green’s Magic Brands, Polish Your Furniture with Panty Hose, Wash Your Hair with Whipped Cream, and Clean Your Clothes with Cheez Whiz.
His hysterical and high-spirited demonstrations have made him a popular guest on Good Morning America, The View, and The Tonight Show. This ingenious ideaman opens people’s eyes to the potential hiding in every product, providing laughter and learning.
Visit Joey Green and purchase his publications on the internet at www.wackyuses.com